God Hates Mondays

Dear Glorified Diary Blog,

Exams are nearly over! Which means that shortly my freedom will return and I'll be off to a Summer of awesomeness. Ok confession, when I said previously (you may remember) that exams were over I meant more along the lines of 2 out of 6 done. White lie. Don't judge me.

Anyways seeing as I've already bitched/moaned about exams and my horrible (some may say irresponsible) study habits and I really wanted to write a blog as I've lost my video camera and can't make any youtube videos at the moment, *deep breath* I thought I might as well share my plans for the Summer. Wow that sounded so...lame.

WELL as you know (presumably) here in Australia we are entering the Summer period. If you HAVE'NT noticed the increasingly hot and arguably disgusting weather you should check your pulse. Wonderously my ugly green house does not include airconditioning, apparently they didn't have that in 1808 so it's not included. So we've had to buy suspect quality fans from Kmart and keep them trained on each member of the family at all times. Fun. Did you know that there is now a rebate for old people to get airconditioning because of all the heatstroke cases last year? I wonder if I dress up in Stella McCarteney, wear that wig I have in my cupboard (don't ask), and called the salesman "sonny" I could get free air-con...

Let's talk about Summer in terms of Sparkle...which is sad. I don't usually define my life by the guys in it...sometimes. wow i'm going to end up a cat lady. And I hate to admit it but I'm kind of worried that some other girl will see what I see in Sparkle and we'll have a girlfriend on our hands which i would not be able to deal with. so that's my issue for the Summer...hopefully by the time I see him he'll be unhappily un-laid :) wow i'm cruel...

stay classy, melbourne. that doesn't really work...