God Hates Mondays

Dear Glorified Diary Blog,

Exams are nearly over! Which means that shortly my freedom will return and I'll be off to a Summer of awesomeness. Ok confession, when I said previously (you may remember) that exams were over I meant more along the lines of 2 out of 6 done. White lie. Don't judge me.

Anyways seeing as I've already bitched/moaned about exams and my horrible (some may say irresponsible) study habits and I really wanted to write a blog as I've lost my video camera and can't make any youtube videos at the moment, *deep breath* I thought I might as well share my plans for the Summer. Wow that sounded so...lame.

WELL as you know (presumably) here in Australia we are entering the Summer period. If you HAVE'NT noticed the increasingly hot and arguably disgusting weather you should check your pulse. Wonderously my ugly green house does not include airconditioning, apparently they didn't have that in 1808 so it's not included. So we've had to buy suspect quality fans from Kmart and keep them trained on each member of the family at all times. Fun. Did you know that there is now a rebate for old people to get airconditioning because of all the heatstroke cases last year? I wonder if I dress up in Stella McCarteney, wear that wig I have in my cupboard (don't ask), and called the salesman "sonny" I could get free air-con...

Let's talk about Summer in terms of Sparkle...which is sad. I don't usually define my life by the guys in it...sometimes. wow i'm going to end up a cat lady. And I hate to admit it but I'm kind of worried that some other girl will see what I see in Sparkle and we'll have a girlfriend on our hands which i would not be able to deal with. so that's my issue for the Summer...hopefully by the time I see him he'll be unhappily un-laid :) wow i'm cruel...

stay classy, melbourne. that doesn't really work...

Exams Hate Me

Dear Blog,

I should be studying right now as I am gearing up for exams, or as I like to call them Hell's answer to the ten commandments. Instead of studying for my french exam I opted to watch Dr. Phil and The Spice Girls Movie. I've also contemplated cleaning my room, the house, and volunteering full time with the Salvation Army to avoid studying.

I've already done my much feared Year 12 subject and right now all Year 11 exams seem insignificant and over-hyped. Which they totally are like totally seriously. So don't tell anyone but I haven't even touched the books...well i tried but they rewarded me by giving me a massive papercut. I chose to interpret it as a sign not to study.

Right now I'm watching a South Park marathon and trying to forget about the fact that I have terrible study habits for next year. I have no idea how I'm going to get through without my usual back up of faking illness and the 'death in the family' excuse. I have the strangest feeling that next year I will be cruising for the first term and then suddenly be like "oh shit i just lost the game" nah jks i'll study...*cough*

In other news (I have no available segue) the school that I go to, let's call them "The Overpriced Asshole School" has decided to inform its students that the year 11 and year 12 formals will be combined into a wondrous affair aptly named "The VCE formal". I tried to think of a witty acronym to fit with VCE but all the ones I could think of were overly perverted and didn't really fit with the whole deal. The point is that this is a horible terrible apocalyptic idea as the future year 11's and the future year 12's don't exactly...how you say, get along?

ANYWAYS so far I have done one measley exam out of five...the one I'm dreading the most being french. Voulez-vous couchez avec moi? or maybe do my exam?