Dude.

Dear Blog,
I am so bored at the moment that I am watching late night comedy. Enough said.
It's also from the nineties, so at least the choice in fashion is entertaining...right now I think the guy on stage is drunk so there you go. I guess it's better than the late night comedy stuff you see on Channel 31...the best example of just because you have a camera and a stoned audience at three in the morning, doesn't mean you should try stand up sonny.

Right now life is hectic (bro) with the year slowly drawing to a close. If the fact that every piece of work you've done in every single year of your schooling life is now irrelevant isn't daunting enough, exams are (don't quote me...I see you quoting me, stop.) about two-ish months away. During the SWOT vac period I plan to literally turn into a hermit; no internet, no phone, and no contact with anyone that might distract me. Some may call this a form of damaging solitary confinement, however as I have the attention span of like a two year old child (not watching Sesame Street) it's seriously the only way I can study.

The funny thing about arguably THE MOST IMPORTANT YEAR OF YOUR LIFE? jesus don't freak out i'll tell you. The funny thing is; I swear I do less work than I did a few years ago. Less work. More stress about the limited work you have. This year i've also started watching waaaaayyy too much TV. They say, your brain works less when you're watching TV than when you're sleeping. I guess this means that I'm so sleep deprived this year I subconsciously want to shut off my brain.

The next week I like to refer to as 'if there's any reason at any time in your life to kill yourself, it would be excusable this week' week. I have so many things due I'm scared to write them down...because a) there's not enough paper in my house right now and b) because I'd obviously be intimidated.
So if i survive (IF) there'll realistically be no more blogs for the next few weeks. bummmmerrrr.

Anyways, stay sharp. like a samurai sword.

Glorified Blog xx